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| Things You Learn In The Military "Aim towards the enemy." - Instruction printed on U.S. Army rocket launcher "When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." - U.S. Army training notice "Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. From 30,000 feet, every single bomb always hits the ground." - U.S. Air Force ammunition memo. "If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal "A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit." - Army preventive maintenance publication "Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo." - Infantry Journal "Tracers work both ways." - U.S. Army Ordnance Corps memo. "Five-second fuses only last three seconds." - Infantry Journal "Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." - Col. David H. Hackworth "If your attack is going too well, you're probably walking into an ambush.." - Infantry Journal "No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection." - Joe Gay "Any ship can be a minesweeper - once." - Anonymous "Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do." - Unknown Army recruit "Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you." - Your buddies "If you see a bomb disposal technician running, try to keep up with him." - U.S. Army ordnance manual "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed" - U.S. Air Force flight training manual |
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